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Talk Sport Wind-up
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Collymore and Parry fall for it big time.
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God Bless Her!
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60, 000 Celtic fans meet at Parkhead for a "Celts Are Not Stupid" convention.
Celtic legend Billy McNeil addresses the crowd. "We are all here today to prove
to the world that Celts are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?"
Captain Neil Lennon gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
McNeil asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Lennon says,
"Eighteen!"
"I'm afraid not", says McNeil.
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Celts start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
McNeil says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global
broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks
"What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds Lennon eventually says, "Ninety?"
McNeil looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Lennon starts crying.
But then the 60, 000 Celts begin to yell and wave their hands shouting
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
McNeil, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good,
eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?"
Silence hangs over the stadium. Lennon closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four?"
Pandemonium breaks throughout the stadium as the Celts crowd
stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ............
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
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