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Talk Sport Wind-up


Click play to hear one of the funniest wind-ups in a long time!


Collymore and Parry fall for it big time.



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God Bless Her!






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60, 000 Celtic fans meet at Parkhead for a "Celts Are Not Stupid"   convention.

 

Celtic legend Billy McNeil addresses the crowd.  "We are all here today to prove

to the world that Celts are not stupid.  Can I have a volunteer please?"

 

Captain Neil Lennon gingerly works  his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

 

McNeil  asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Lennon says,

"Eighteen!" 

 

"I'm afraid not", says McNeil.

 

Obviously  everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Celts start chanting  "Give him  another chance! Give him another chance!"

 

McNeil says "Well since  we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and   global

broadcast media  here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks

"What is 5 plus  5?" 

 

After nearly 30 seconds Lennon eventually says, "Ninety?"

 

McNeil looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Lennon starts crying.

 

But then the 60, 000  Celts begin to yell and wave their hands shouting

 

  "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!  GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

 

McNeil, unsure whether he is now doing  more harm than good,

eventually  says, "What is 2 plus 2?"

 

Silence hangs over the stadium. Lennon closes his eyes, and after a  whole  minute eventually says, 

 

"Four?"

 

 

Pandemonium breaks throughout the stadium as the Celts crowd

stand  to a man, wave their arms,  stomp their feet and scream ............

 

  "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!  GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

 

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